The ....what if's

Ok, I am the what if king....I saw what if to way too many things lol. Here is a look inside my world....

1. What if the IT building transformed into a robot and said "Fuck this...I'm outta here!"
2. What if the server room overloaded in the basement of the IT building and created a portal to another dimension.
3. What if we sat in that classroom we had for class for 24 hours talking about nonsense.
4. What if the Chase Tower had a high powered laser on top of it to deter Indianapolis from a nuclear strike.
5. What if cars had built in missile bays underneath them.
6. What if Lucas Oil Field had another purpose besides being a sports venue, like a secret weapon.
7. What if Beth made us all tilt our heads sideways during class to make us really see sideways
8. What if the show Oz became a reality inside the new campus center.
9. What if gasoline fumes gave you super powers
10. What if Payton manning became a giant during a colts game and destroyed the RCA Dome.
11. What if cats could be fighter pilots in the Navy or Air Force.
12. What if the world achieved warp velocity and relocated itself in the Andromeda Galaxy
13. what if the USS Voyager from star trek flew over Indianapolis one night.
14. what if Barrack Obama ran into the white house and gave president Bush a roundhouse kick after he won the presidency.
15. What if gravity reversed itself.
16. What if the United State's gave every citizen a free SLR camera.
17. What if we could replicate Oil with a star trek replicator to achieve an endless supply of oil.
18. What if we really could achieve warp speed.
19. What if we could fly like the people in Second Life.
20. What if there were cars that transformed into assult vehicles to protect the major US cities in time's of crisis.
21. What if you could transport matter through cell phones
22. What if leather and pleather joined forces to create the ultamate purse and wallet material.
23. What if you stuck a DVD in your armpit and you would start playing the DVD and project it through your eyes
24. What if the Indianapolis Colts's helmet's were engineered to emit electricity to fry the oposing team if they were about to lose.
25. What if humans evolved to have an extremely high metabolism to gain no weight.
26. What if a human arm could be engineered to turn into a weapon.
27. What if distance education camera's had a built in laser to assasinate major university professor's if they caused a threat to the US government.
28. What if there was a light saber battle in the lobby of the IT building.
29. What if in the future, people can buy a matter materializer to materilize items's they buy on the internet as soon as they buy it.
30. What if there was a big city of little people inside a door knob.
31. What if morpheus and neo showed up in our class to save Beth from the Matrix.
32. What if Car's could fly through portals to connect to other state's and contries within a matter of seconds.
33. What if the city of Indianapolis becomes self aware and moves itself to California.
34. What if there was a vast network of monorails that connected all the major Indiana towns and cities.
35. What if Captian Kirk appeared in our classroom only to yell "KAHN!!!" into his communicator and then dissappear.
36. What if Jeremiah unlocked the mystery of the univere in one of his blog presentations this semester.
37. What if Beth took us to a strip club on a bible dipping session.
38. What if one of the students try to burn down the building for his or her seeing sideways project.
39.What if beth took us on a field trip to see her chickens, but when we got there, they all turned into KFC chicken.
40. What if Beth was really channeling Martha Stewart as stated in one of her flash tuturials.
41. What if Patrick Burkett opened a restaurant and made a dish called "Delicous Love"
42. What if someone just puked in front of everybody for one of their blog assignments.
44. What if pushed ourselves around in our chairs in the basement of the IT building for a bible dipping assignment.
45. What if one of beth's chicken's turned into a chicken humanoid and came with beth to work.
46. What if the moon was a gigantic robot put here by highly advanced aliens.
47. What if you could bungee jump off the Chase Tower for a fee
48. What if Indianapolis turned into a central command for a future civil war.
49. What if my brain popped out of my head and started typing this for me.
50. What if this blog was being typed in a dream instead of reality.

Whew....I had really stretch my weird imagination on this one lol